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A Fish Called Wanda Sound Bites

Apologize.wav
John Cleese as Archie Leach: "All right, all right, I apologize. I'm really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future."

Attractive_man.wav
Kevin Kline as Otto: "You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're smart. You've got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really interestingly."
 

Big_fan.wav
Jamie Lee Curtis as Wanda Gershwitz: "Oh, I'm a big fan of yours! I love the way you, uh, cross-examine... Oh, I really admire your work."

Disapointed.wav
Kevin Kline: "Disappointed!!... Son of a bitch!"

England_is_fine.wav
Kevin Kline: "England is a fine country."

Everybody1.wav
Jamie Lee Curtis: "Everybody does it in America."
John Cleese: "Well, not in England. It's strictly forbidden."

Everybody2.wav
Jamie Lee Curtis: "C'mon, Archie. Everybody does it in America."
John Cleese: "Well, not in this country they don't!"
Curtis: "Oh, right. Like nobody lies in England."

Hes_mine.wav
Kevin Kline: "I love watching your ass when you walk! Is that beautiful, or what??... Don't go near him – he's mine!!"

Stupid1.wav
Kevin Kline: "Don't, uh, ever, ever... ever... call me stupid, okay?"

Thank_you.wav
Jamie Lee Curtis: "Thank you for this... I'll treasure it."

Thinking.wav
Sfx: Gunshots and ricochets.
Jamie Lee Curtis: "What are you doing?"
Kevin Kline: "I'm thinking!"

Twerp.wav
Kevin Kline: "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant twerp, scum bag, f***-face, dick-head, asshole!"
John Cleese: "How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
Kline: "You're the Bulgarian, you f***! Now, apologize!"
Cleese: "...Uh, me to you?"