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Deadwood TV Show Sound Bites (Page 3 of 4)

legislature.wav
Ian McShane: "How hard is the Legislature gonna squeeze our balls with regard to our title and properties, huh?"

legislature_bribe.wav
William Sanderson: "First use for those fees is paying bribes to the Legislature."

life.wav
Ian McShane: "I don't wanna talk to these cock suckers, but ya have to. In life, you have to do a lot of things you don't f***in' want to do. Many times that's what the f*** life is, one vile f***ing task after another... But, don't get aggravated... Then the enemy has you by the short hair."

like_that.wav
Timothy Olyphant: "It doesn't have to be like that."

lyin.wav
Ian McShane: "You been lyin', Jimmy... The smell of cat's piss in this room is so bad I want to burn down the f***ing building... Lyin' causes cat-piss smell. Whew! I wanna tear this entire f***ing structure down."

minimize.wav
Molly Parker: "As much as you can, please minimize your obscenities."
 

motherless.wav
Ian McShane: "You motherless f***ing whores."
Courier: "F*** you!"
McShane: "F*** me??"

mutual_problem.wav
Ian McShane: "You do realize I'm presenting you with a mutual f***ing problem."

ox.wav
Powers Boothe as Cy Tolliver: "Let it be known that's the wrong ox to gore."

people.wav
Ian McShane: "People! That's what we're calling those c*** suckers now, huh? That's the way things are headed."

picnic_not.wav
Powers Boothe: "It's no picnic, is it, honey, runnin' pussy."

pretty_hard.wav
Timothy Olyphant: "Under the circumstances, I'd say that's comin' pretty hard."

propose.wav
Molly Parker: "What do you propose?"

pussy.wav
Ian McShane: "F***in' pussy."

quandary.wav
Ray McKinnon as Reverend H.W. Smith: "I'm in a quandary, gentlemen."

ransacked.wav
Jeffrey Jones: "My office was ransacked and feces mounded in the corner."

receive_him.wav
Ian McShane: "Tell him I'll receive him in my f***ing chambers."

replacement.wav
Ian McShane: "I should've brought in a replacement, is my f***ing point."

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