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Monty Python's Flying Circus Sound Bites (Page 1 of 2)

Abuse.wav
Graham Chapman: "Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!"
Michael Palin: "What?"
Graham Chapman: "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!"

Bbc_apology.wav
John Cleese: "The BBC would like to apologize for the following announcement."

Blackball.wav
John Cleese: "You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards!"

Blah_blah.wav
Graham Chapman: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ..." etc.
 

Blimey.wav
John Cleese: "Blimey!"

Business.wav
John Cleese: "Nice to do business with you!"

Cheese.wav
John Cleese: "Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at all?"

Comfy_chair.wav
Michael Palin: "Get ... the comfy chair!"
Ominous music.

Complaining.wav
Eric Idle: "Well, that was really horrible."
Terry Jones: "Oh, you're always complaining!"

Completely_different1.wav
Eric Idle: "And, now, for something completely different."

Completely_different2.wav
John Cleese: "And, now, for something completely different."

Completely_different3.wav
John Cleese: "And, now, for something completely different."

Completely_different4.wav
John Cleese: "And, now, for something completely different."

Continuing.wav
Graham Chapman: "Well, we'll be continuing with Monty Python's Flying Circus in just a moment."

Contradict_people.wav
John Cleese: "Dinjen Polevaulter, why do you contradict people?"
Terry Jones: "I don't!"

Dirty_rat.wav
John Cleese: "You dirty, double-crossing rat!"

Dont_understand.wav
Carol Cleveland: "I don't understand what you're saying."

Filth.wav
Graham Chapman: "I don't care what the so-called avant garde, left-wing, intellectual mamby-pambies say ... It is filth!"

Good_morning.wav
Carol Cleveland: "Oh, good morning!"

Insurance_claim.wav
Eric Idle: "It's about this letter you sent me regarding my insurance claim."
Michael Palin: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, ya see, it's just that we're not as yet, uh, totally satisfied with the grounds of your claim."
Idle: "But, it says something about filling my mouth in with cement."
Palin: "Ah, that's just insurance jargon, ya know. It states quite clearly that no claim you make will be paid."

Lumberjack.wav
Michael Palin: "I always wanted to be... a lumberjack!"

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