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Saturday Night Live Sound Bites (Page 2 of 5)

Carvey_church_special2.wav
Dana Carvey: "Well, isn't that ... extra special."

Carvey_dylan1.wav
Dana Carvey as Bob Dylan.

Carvey_dylan2.wav
Dana Carvey as Bob Dylan.

Carvey_not_worthy.wav
Dana Carvey: "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!"

Carvey_perot_cracker.wav
Dana Carvey: "Hold it there, cracker boy, I'm not finished."

Carvey_perot_finish.wav
Dana Carvey impersonating Ross Perot: "Can I finish?... Can I finish, can I finish, can I finish?"

Carvey_perot_listen_larry.wav
Dana Carvey impersonating Ross Perot: "Now listen, Larry, listen... Larry, the country is going to hell in a hand basket. We've got fund-raising problems. Let me just put it to you this way: Mr. Hop-Sing goes to the White House, right? Writes a check, says, 'Me write checkie-checkie,' right? You know what I'm talkin' about. Then if that don't work, you're introduced to Mrs. Hop-Sing. She says, 'Me so horny -- me love you long time.' "

Carvey_perot_save.wav
Dana Carvey impersonating Ross Perot: "I'm tryin' to save our nation. Let me put it to you this way, folks. Please. This country's in trouble. Lemme just say... you can squat on a pit bull, but that don't get you rhubarb pie..."
Audience laughs
Carvey: "... unless the pit bull makes the pie!"

Carvey_weird_wild_stuff.wav
Carvey as Johnny Carson: "That, that is some weird, wild stuff. That is funny. I did not know that would be so funny."
Hartman as Ed McMahon: "Ha ha! Yes! Ha ha."

Chase_candy-gram.wav
Chevy Chase: "Candy-gram"

Chase_chevy.wav
Chevy Chase: "Good evening, I'm Chevy Chase ... and you're not."

Coneheads_boooo-woou-ooop.wav
Sfx we hear when the Coneheads touch their cones together.

Curtain_sleazy_man.wav
Jane Curtain: "You are a very sleazy man."

Deep_thoughts.wav
Announcer: "And now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey."

Dog_show.wav
Snare drum
Molly Shannon and Will Ferrell: "Dog Show!"

Farely_foley1.wav
Chris Farley: "Now, as your father told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker. Before I begin, I ought to tell you a little about myself so you'll know where I'm coming from. First off, I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced, and I live in a van down by the river!"

Farley_foley3.wav
Chris Farley: "Well, I'm here to tell ya that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not going to amount... to jack squat!"

Farley_foley4.wav
Chris Farley: " 'I don't know.' Well, that and a nickel will get you a hot cup o' jack squat!"

Farley_foley6a.wav
Chris Farley: "Well, la-dee-frickin'-dah!"

Farley_hold_up.wav
Chris Farley: "Sweet mother of God! What is the hold-up??"

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