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Saturday Night Live Sound Bites (Page 4 of 5)

Martin_slap_hand.wav
Steve Martin: "Slap-a my hand, black soul man!"

Martin_take_off_coats.wav
Steve Martin: "I told them that we have many swinging hobbies, like meeting girls and being next to their big American breasts!"

Martin_two_foxes.wav
Steve Martin: "And here is a thing I will tell you, that two most swinging foxes had the hots on for us, and are coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American breasts!"

Martin_wild.wav
Steve Martin: "Because I am a wild and crazy guy!"

Miller_good_evening.wav
Dennis Miller: "Good evening, and what can I tell ya."

Miller_thats_it.wav
Dennis Miller: "Guess what, folks. That's the news, and I am outta here."
Music: Roxanne

Montana.wav
Joe Montana as himself: "Oh, you won't disturb me. I'll be in my room masturbating."

Murphy_be_neighbour.wav
Eddie Murphy singing: "Would you be mine? Won't you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?"

Murphey_hello.wav
Eddie Murphy: "Hello, boys and girls."

Myers_anticipation.wav
Mike Myers as Dieter: "I'm so full of anticipation that my genitals have sucked up into my body cavity."

Myers_grrooww.wav
Mike Myers as Wayne: "Grrooww."

Myers_no_way.wav
Dana Carvey: "No way!"
Mike Myers: "Hh-way!"

Myers_not.wav
Carvey and Myers: "Not!"

Myers_part_i_hate.wav
Mike Myers: "This is the part of the job that I hate."

Myers_party_on.wav
Myers: "Party on, Garth."
Carvey: "Party on, Wayne."
Myers: "All right."
Both singing: "Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent!"

Myers_shwing1.wav
Myers: "Shwing! Shwing! ...Tent pole action, man."
Carvey: "Yeah, I'm startin' to feel tingly down there!"
Myers: "Shwing!"

Myers_sprockets.wav
Myers: "Welcome to Sprockets. I am your host, Dieter."

Myers_sprockets_dance.wav
Myers: "Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance!" Sprockets theme music.

Myers_touch_monkey1.wav
Myers: "Would you like to touch my monkey?"

Myers_touch_monkey2.wav
Myers: "Do you want to touch my monkey?"

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