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Seinfeld Sound Bites (Page 1 of 7)

Ah_hah.wav
Jason Alexander as George: "Ah hah!"

All_right.wav
Jerry Seinfeld: "All right ... All right ... All right!"

Arrested.wav
Michael Richards as Kramer: "Jerry, George got arrested."
Seinfeld: "What?"
Richards: "Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him."
Seinfeld: "Oh, now I see."

Assman.wav
Jerry Seinfeld: "Assman?"
Michael Richards as Kramer: "Yeah, Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!"

Attractive.wav
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine: "Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?"

Back_in_business.wav
Jason Alexander: "I'm back in business, baby!"

Bad_boy.wav
Jason Alexander: "I'm the bad boy... I've never been the bad boy."
Seinfeld: "You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend..."
Alexander: "Yes... yes, yes."
Seinfeld: "The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk..."
Alexander: "Okay, the point is made."
Seinfeld: "The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper!"

Big_move.wav
Jason Alexander: "I might... tell her that I love her."
Seinfeld: "Well... that's a big move, Georgie-boy. Are you confident in the 'I love you' return?"
Alexander: "Fifty-fifty."
Seinfeld: "Cuz if you don't get that return... that's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there."

Blowhole.wav
Jason Alexander: "Face to face with the blowhole!"

Break-up.wav
Jason Alexander: "Do I have to break-up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things."
Seinfeld: "You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion -- right off!"

Brute.wav
Art collector, commenting on The Kramer: "He is a loathsome, offensive brute... yet I can't look away."

Cant_get_one.wav
Seinfeld: "Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one!"

Cant_keep.wav
Michael Richards: "You can't keep this up! Don't you know what's gonna happen??"

Carpel_tunnel.wav
Seinfeld: "Carpel tunnel syndrome."

Cat_fight.wav
John O'Hurley as Peterman: "I am smack dab in the middle of a good old-fashioned cat fight!"

Chilies_candy.wav
Phil Morris as Kramer's lawyer, Jackie Chiles: "Like takin' candy from a baby."

Chilies_deplorable.wav
Phil Morris: "That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable."

Chilies_disgusting.wav
Phil Morris: "Sallow, unattractive, disgusting."

Chilies_oh_henry.wav
Phil Morris: "Oh Henry... That's one of our top-selling candy bars... It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat... It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!"

Chilies_outrageous.wav
Phil Morris: "It's an infringement on your constitutional rights... It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"

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