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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Apu

Alarmed.wav
Apu: "Do not be alarmed."

Bastard.wav
Apu: "You magnificent bastard -- I salute you!"

Do_not_listen.wav
Apu: "No, no, no! Do not listen to that man!"

English_no.wav
Apu: "Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay."
Woman: "But, you were just talking to..."
Apu: "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes, sir, no, sir, maybe, okay."

Get_out.wav
Apu: "Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again."

Hell.wav
Apu: "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!"

Ice.wav
Apu: "We're putting that bitch on ice!"

Live.wav
Apu: "I don't want to live anymore."

Nightmare.wav
Apu: "Welcome to my nightmare."

Please_come_again.wav
Apu: "Please come again."

Pungent.wav
Apu: "Gaw! That is the most pungent thing I have ever smelled, and I am from India!"

Thinking.wav
Apu: "What the hell were you thinking?"
 

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