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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Burns

Aphrodisiac.wav
Mr. Burns: "I've obtained a rare, powerful aphrodisiac."

Art_critic.wav
Mr. Burns: "Ya know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate."

Bad_news.wav
Mr. Burns: "This sounds like bad news."

Balderdash.wav
Mr. Burns: "D'oh, balderdash!"

Betrayal.wav
Mr. Burns: "Now, it would involve betrayal and unspeakable evil."

Candy_from_baby.wav
Mr. Burns: "It would be like taking candy from a baby."

Capital.wav
Mr. Burns: "Capital!"

Communique.wav
Mr. Burns: "Well, it seems to be some sort of communiqué."

Computer_super.wav
Mr. Burns: "You call this a super computer??"

Dismissed.wav
Mr. Burns: "All right, you're dismissed. I'll take it from here."

Excellent.wav
Mr. Burns: "Excellent!"

Excellent2.wav
Mr. Burns: "Excellent!"

Excellent3.wav
Mr. Burns: "Excellent."

Excitement.wav
Mr. Burns: "We need some excitement around here!"

Executive_vp.wav
Mr. Burns: "I'm making you my executive vice president."

Fired.wav
Mr. Burns: "You're fired!"

Get_it2.wav
Mr. Burns: "Oh, I get it. I'm on to you."

Get-together.wav
Mr. Burns: "Actually I was wondering if you were free for a little get-together tonight."

Halloween.wav
Mr. Burns: "Halloween is upon us!"

Help_you.wav
Mr. Burns: "May I help you?"

In_time.wav
Mr. Burns: "In time, in time."

Irresponsible.wav
Mr. Burns: "How could you be so irresponsible?"

Laughing_stock2.wav
Mr. Burns: "We're the laughing stock of the town!"

Love.wav
Mr. Burns: "I think I'm in love."

Love_head_heels.wav
Mr. Burns: "I'm head-over-heels in love!"

Love_true.wav
Mr. Burns: "True love at last!"

Mistakes.wav
Mr. Burns: "You're sure you just haven't made thousands of mistakes?"

Moron_vote.wav
Jingle for Burns' gubernatorial campaign: "Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns!"

Multi_loved1.wav
Mr. Burns: "I want to be loved."
Homer: "I see... Well, I'll need some beer."

No_such_thing.wav
Mr. Burns: "I'll do no such thing!"

Opportunity.wav
Mr. Burns: "This is a golden opportunity!"

Preposterous.wav
Mr. Burns: "That's preposterous."

Radio_show.wav
Mr. Burns: "Good heavens! What kind of radio show is this?"

Republican_party2.wav
Mr. Burns: "What act of unmitigated evil shall the Republican Party undertake this week?"

Revenge.wav
Mr. Burns: "Revenge is a dish best served cold."

Screwed1.wav
Mr. Burns: "You're right! We're getting screwed!"

Speak_in_private.wav
Mr. Burns: "I need to speak with you in private."

Started.wav
Mr. Burns: "Let's get started."

Succeed.wav
Mr. Burns: "I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship ... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."

Suckling.wav
Mr. Burns: "Little do they realize their days of suckling at my teat are numbered."

Take_advantage.wav
Mr. Burns: "If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it."

Tee.wav
Mr. Burns: "Tee de lee de lee dee dee, tee da lee dee dee."

Thanks.wav
Mr. Burns: "Thank you all so much."

Urine.wav
Mr. Burns: "We have to, uh ... expel some urine!"

Visual_aids.wav
Mr. Burns: "Visual aids help so much. Thank you."

What_in_blazes.wav
Mr. Burns: "What in blazes are you talking about?!"

What_is_this.wav
Mr. Burns: "What is this? What are you doing?"

Worker_situation.wav
Mr. Burns: "How would you improve the worker situation?"

Working.wav
Mr. Burns: "It's working!"

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