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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Celebrities (Page 2 of 2)

Hartman_anecdote.wav
Phil Hartman as Troy McClure: "Ha ha ha! That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote! Ha ha ha! Okay, now you tell one!"

Hartman_argue.wav
Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "And about your case, don't you worry. I've argued before every judge in the state... often as a lawyer."

Hartman_big_settlement.wav
Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "The state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement... but just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement... My fee is 50 percent."

Hartman_court.wav
Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "Fine! We'll see you in court!"

Hartman_injuries.wav
Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "There's no telling what kind of permanent injuries he might have."

Hartman_intelligent_question.wav
Phil Hartman as the monorail marketeer: "Young lady, that's the most intelligent question I've ever been asked."

Hartman_legal_issue.wav
Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "It's a thorny legal issue, all right."

Hartman_reporter_leave.wav
Phil Hartman as the monorail marketeer: "Is anyone here an investigative reporter? ... Well, I'd like you to please leave."

Hartman_show_idea.wav
Phil Harman as the monorail marketeer: "I tell ya what I'll do ... I'll show you my idea."

Hawking_beer.wav
Marge: "Who's up for some beers?"
Homer: "I am!"
Stephen Hawking as himself: "That's the smartest thing I've heard all day."

Hawking_trouble.wav
Stephen Hawking: "If you are looking for trouble, you found it."

Howard_thats_it.wav
Ron Howard as himself: "Oh, that's it -- You're goin' down!"

Hunt_mistake.wav
Helen Hunt as Renee: "You made a mistake, but at least you're trying to set things straight."

Hunt_shocked.wav
Helen Hunt as Renee: "I don't know what to say. I'm shocked."

Jagger_rock.wav
Mick Jagger as himself: "Let's rock and roll!"

Jagger_rules.wav
Mick Jagger: "Rule number one... There are no rules!"

Jagger_strut.wav
Mick Jagger: "Okay, strut, strut, strut, strut, strut."

Jagger_welcome.wav
Mick Jagger: "Welcome to rock-and-roll fantasy camp, where you'll experience the complete rock and roll lifestyle, without the lawsuits and STD's."

James_aw_man.wav
Rick James: "Aw, man, what'd I do now?"

Lee_nuff_said.wav
Stan Lee as himself: "Nuff said!"

Lee_spidey_sense.wav
Stan Lee: "My spidey sense is tingling!"

Mantegna_helpful.wav
Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony: "Ya know, you could be a little more helpful."

Mantegna_lets_do.wav
Joe Mantegna: "Very well. Let's do this thing."

Martin_crash_and_burn.wav
Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "You are going to crash and burn, my fat-headed friend."

Martin_incompetence.wav
Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "The American people have never tolerated incompetence in their public officials."

Martin_malcontent.wav
Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "Nobody wants to hear the nonsensical ravings of a loud-mouthed malcontent!"

Martin_what_the_hell.wav
Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Namath.wav
Joe Namath as himself: "I'm Joe Namath. Good night."

Newman_aint_gonna.wav
Paul Newman as himself: "I'll tell ya what I told Redford... it ain't gonna happen."

Nimoy_goodnight.wav
Leonard Nimoy as himself: "I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night."

Nimoy_no8.wav
Leonard Nimoy: "The answer... is no."

Nimoy_warp5.wav
Leonard Nimoy: "I'd say this vessel could do at least warp-five."

Penn_idiot.wav
Penn as himself: "You idiot! You'll ruin everything!"

Penn_kill_you.wav
Penn: "I'm gonna kill you!"

Mmm_curds.wav
Michael Stipe as himself: "Mmmm ... Curds."

Starr_whats_this.wav
Ringo Starr as himself: "Hello ... what's this?"

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