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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Homer (Page 1 of 9)

homer_1990.wav
Homer: "It all happened in 1990."

homer_aaaahh.wav
Homer: "Aaaaaaahhh!!"

homer_about_time.wav
Homer: "Well, it's about time."

homer_alcohol1.wav
Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

homer_alcohol2.wav
Homer: "Alcohol is a way of life. Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it!."

homer_all_right.wav
Homer: "All right, all right."

homer_another_thing.wav
Homer: "Yeah, and that's another thing!"
 

homer_anybody_care.wav
Homer: "Anybody care what this guy thinks?"
Crowd: "No!"

homer_aw_crap.wav
Homer: "Aww, crap."

homer_award.wav
Homer: "Oh, why won't anyone give me an award?"

homer_beer01.wav
Homer: "Beer ... beer!"

homer_beer03.wav
Homer: "Well, I'll need some beer."

homer_beer04.wav
Marge: "Who's up for some beers?"
Homer: "I am!"
Stephen Hawking: "That's the smartest thing I've heard all day."

homer_beer05.wav
Moe: "Here, here, have a free beer."
Homer: "Really? ... Wow, a free beer."

homer_beer06.wav
Homer: "But I need that beer now!"

homer_beer07.wav
Homer: "Aw, man, I need a beer!"

homer_beer11.wav
Homer: "Mmmmm ... beer."

homer_beer15.wav
Movementarian woman: "Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter contentment?"
Homer: <pause> "What kinda beer?"

homer_beer16.wav
Homer: "Me ... love ... beer."

homer_beer18.wav
Homer: "Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! <gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp> But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

homer_beer19.wav
Homer: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

homer_beer20.wav
Homer: "I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!"

homer_beer21.wav
Homer: "No! ... No! ... Beer bring pain!"

homer_beer22.wav
Homer: "The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."

homer_beer23.wav
Homer: "Don't think about beer ... don't think about beer ... don't think about beer!"

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