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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Homer (Page 5 of 9)

homer_how_could_you1.wav
Homer: "How could you? I was so close!"

homer_how_many_lives.wav
Homer: "How many lives must you ruin?!"

homer_how_much.wav
Homer: "All right, how much do you charge?"

homer_ice_cream_truck.wav
Homer: "Wait a minute ..."
Sfx: Ice cream truck bells.
Homer: "<Gasp> Ice cream truck! ... Me! Me! I was here first!"

homer_in_the_news.wav
Homer: "Let's see ... What's in the news today?"

homer_insane2.wav
Homer: "Has the whole world gone insane?!"

homer_internet3.wav
Homer: "Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now."

homer_internet4.wav
Homer: "Oh, yeah, everybody's making money off the Internet except us."

homer_internet5.wav
Homer: "Ever heard of a little thing called the Internet?"

homer_internet7.wav
Homer: "Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?"

homer_internet8_girls.wav
Homer: "The girls of the Internet ... Ooo, I'd go on-line with them any day!"

homer_invincible.wav
Homer: "I am invincible! Invincible! Yeah ... Owww!!"

homer_jerk.wav
Homer: "I can be a jerk, and no one can stop me! Hee hee!"

homer_joke.wav
Homer: "Everyone laugh at the funny joke! Ha ha!"

homer_jump_to_conclusions.wav
Homer: "Let's not jump to conclusions, everyone."

homer_just_a_man.wav
Homer: "Why are you torturing me? I'm just a man!"

homer_kablammo1.wav
Homer: "This is a highly sophisticated doo-whacky. If you don't use it responsibly, kablammo!"

homer_keep_this_short.wav
Homer: "Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families."

homer_kiss_yellow_butt.wav
Homer: "Kiss my hairy, yellow butt."

homer_know_it_all.wav
Homer: "Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-It-All."

homer_laws_of_thermodynamics.wav
Homer: "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

homer_leader_knows_all.wav
Homer: "The Leader knows all and sees all!"

homer_leader_love5.wav
Homer: "I love the Leader!"

homer_lesson.wav
Homer: "There's a lesson here for all of us."

homer_liar.wav
Homer: "You liar. Why would you make up a lie like that?"

homer_lie2.wav
Homer: "That's a damned lie, and you know it"

homer_like_to_do.wav
Homer: "What would you like to do now more than anything in the world?"

homer_loner.wav
Homer: "Uh, well, he seemed like a loner... Kept to himself, mostly."

homer_lost_everything.wav
Homer: "<sobbing> Oh, I've lost everything! I can't go on!"

homer_loved1.wav
Homer: "To be loved you have to be nice to people ... every day. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat."

homer_loved_hated.wav
Mr. Burns: "I want to be loved."
Homer: "I see ... Well, I'll need some beer."

homer_luckiest.wav
Homer: "All I wanna know is ... will you make me the luckiest guy in the world?"

homer_mad.wav
Homer: "Ha ha ha, hee hee, ho, ha ... Oh, you must be mad."

homer_mail_call.wav
Homer: "Mail call ... Gather 'round, everyone!"

homer_mail_is_here.wav
Homer: "The mail! The mail is here! Oooo."

homer_make_believe.wav
Homer: "You're living in a world of make-believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats."

homer_man_v_machine.wav
Homer: "Yep. Man 1, machine 0. How do you like that score?"

homer_married.wav
Homer: "She's stuck now. We're married till death do us part."

homer_means_a_lot.wav
Homer: "I can see this means a lot to you."

homer_meow.wav
Homer sings the jingle for Meow Mix cat food.

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