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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Homer (Page 8 of 9)

homer_st_patricks_day.wav
Homer: "Awww! It's been St. Patrick's Day for hours, and I'm still not drunk yet!"

homer_steppin_out.wav
Homer: "All right, I hear ya, Honey. Change into something nice. We're steppin' out."

homer_stereotypes.wav
Homer: "I'm sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes!"

homer_stop_fighting.wav
Homer: "Please, kids, stop fighting!"

homer_stop_the_presses.wav
Homer: "Whoo hoo! Stop the presses!"

homer_stupid2.wav
Homer: "This is kind of stupid."

homer_stupid3.wav
Homer: "It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything."

homer_stupid_president.wav
Homer: "Stupid president. Why couldn't he just stay in his own state?"

homer_sue1.wav
Homer: "<sob> All right! Just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does! The average settlement is $68,000."

homer_surprise1.wav
Homer: "Hey, everybody! I got a big surprise for you! Presenting ... my mother!"

homer_sweet.wav
Homer: "Oh, man, that's sweet!"

homer_sweet_merciful_crap.wav
Homer: "Sweet merciful crap!"

homer_talk_about_it.wav
Homer: "I don't wanna talk about it. <sob>"

homer_talk_good.wav
Homer: "Oh, it feels so good to talk to another human being!"

homer_talking_about.wav
Homer: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

homer_tax_increase.wav
Homer: "What?! This is an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!"

homer_ten_thousand_dollars.wav
Homer: "With 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires!"

homer_test.wav
Homer: "Well, let's put 'im to the test."

homer_thank_you.wav
Homer: "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, you wonderful man!"

homer_that_didnt_work.wav
Homer: "Okay, that didn't work. But I know something that will."

homer_thats_bad.wav
Homer: "Ooo, that's bad."

homer_thats_good.wav
Homer: "That's good."

homer_ticket.wav
Homer: "You're my ticket out of this hell hole!"

homer_toy.wav
Homer: "Fifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that."

homer_tried_and_failed.wav
Homer: "You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try."

homer_trolls.wav
Homer: "I'll deal with those murderous trolls."

homer_trying.wav
Homer: "Trying is the first step toward failure."

homer_trying_2_impress.wav
Homer: "If you're trying to impress me, you've failed."

homer_useful.wav
Homer: "This could be useful."

homer_voted.wav
Marge: "You really should have voted, Homer."
Homer: "<pshaw> It wouldn't have made a difference."

homer_wait_a_minute.wav
Homer: "Hey, wait a minute!"

homer_waiting.wav
Homer: "I've been waiting all my life to hear that."

homer_waiver.wav
Homer: "Liability waiver?"
Nurse: "Don't read it, just sign it. It simply says you won't hold us responsible if you die as a result of gross negligence. It's a standard form."

homer_warning.wav
Homer: "What really burns me up is they didn't give us one word of warning."

homer_wasnt_supposed1.wav
Homer: "Hey, that wasn't supposed to happen! Those finks double-crossed me!"

homer_well.wav
Homer: "Well?"

homer_what_are_you_saying.wav
Homer: "What are you saying?"

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