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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Miscellaneous (Page 3 of 3)

misc_multi_groan1.wav
Bart and Lisa groaning.

misc_multi_leader_here_comes.wav
Lisa and Bart: "Yay! Here comes the Leader!"

misc_multi_leader_is_good.wav
Movementarian man and woman chanting: "The Leader is good. The Leader is great."

misc_multi_leader_love4.wav
Bart and Lisa: "We love the Leader."

misc_multi_loved1.wav
Mr. Burns: "I want to be loved."
Homer: "I see... Well, I'll need some beer."

misc_multi_mystery1.wav
Barney: "What happened?"
Moe: "Aw, it ain't no mystery."

misc_multi_no5.wav
Various characters repeatedly: "No, no, no, no, etc."
 

misc_multi_no9.wav
Homer: "Nope."
Lisa: "Nope."
Bart: "Nope."
Marge: "Nope."

misc_multi_ooo.wav
Bart: "Heh, heh, heh... yeee, yee, yee... wooo, ooooo!"
Lisa: "Ooooo!"

misc_multi_overstimulated1.wav
Marge: "All right, all right, now you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed."
Homer: "Whoo hoo!"

misc_multi_script.wav
Homer: "Well, there were script problems from day one."
Bart: "Didn't seem like anybody even read the script."
Homer: "That was the problem."

misc_multi_voted.wav
Marge: "You really should have voted, Homer."
Homer: "<pshaw> It wouldn't have made a difference."

misc_multi_waiver.wav
Homer: "Liability waiver?"
Nurse: "Don't read it, just sign it. It simply says you won't hold us responsible if you die as a result of gross negligence. It's a standard form."

misc_multi_yea.wav
Lisa and Bart: "Yea!"

misc_otto_smokin.wav
Otto: "What were you guys smokin' when you came up with that?"

misc_pig_lovely_day.wav
Pig: "Lovely day in Paradise, isn't it?"

misc_prince_agony.wav
Sfx: Puke.
Bart's prince: "Every moment I live is agony."

misc_prince_kill_me.wav
Bart's prince: "Please kill me."

misc_riviera_stories.wav
Dr. Nick Riviera: "Hey, don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here. Save that for court."

misc_robot_danger.wav
The Robot: "Danger, danger, Bart Simpson!"

misc_seadog_doing1.wav
Sea Captain: "Arg, shut up! I know what I'm doing!"

misc_seadog_dolphins.wav
Sea Captain: "The dolphins are upon us."

misc_smithers_greed.wav
Smithers: "The man became consumed by greed; he'd steal from anyone!"

misc_smithers_resume.wav
Smithers: "This resume' is very impressive."

misc_vicki_desperate.wav
Little Vicki: "We all do crazy things when we're desperate."

misc_vicki_frown.wav
Little Vicki: "You've just got to turn that frown upside down."

misc_vicki_hello.wav
Little Vicki: "A great big sunshine hello to you."

misc_willie_power.wav
Groundskeeper Willy: "You canna do that, sir -- you don't have the power!"

misc_willie_warned_ya.wav
Willy the groundskeeper: "I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?"

misc_woman_anything.wav
Woman: "Is there anything they won't do?"

misc_woman_ashamed.wav
Woman: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

misc_woman_cheap_bastards.wav
Woman: "Cheap bastards."

misc_woman_children2.wav
Woman: "ohh. ohh. Would somebody please think of the children."

misc_woman_good_lord.wav
Chambermaid: <gasp> "Oh, good lord!"

misc_woman_how.wav
Woman: "Do you have any idea how this might have happened?"

misc_woman_leader_thanks2.wav
Movementarian woman: "It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the Leader."

misc_woman_need_money.wav
Lindsey Nagle: "You need more money."

misc_woman_paradigm.wav
Woman: "Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm."

misc_woman_reassure_you1.wav
Lindsey Nagle: "First, let me reassure you your fears are groundless, and your complaints, moronic."

misc_woman_stupid1.wav
Lindsey Nagle: "Your intelligence profile indicates that you're too... stupid."
 

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