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Saturday Night Live Sound Bites (Page 1 of 5)

Anderson_be_naked.wav
Pamela Anderson Lee: "You know, if you're nervous on stage, you actually should BE naked!"

Anderson_hoo_hoo.wav
Pamela Anderson Lee (impersonating Jenny McCarthy): "Wahhhh, hoo hoo!"

Anderson_wanna_hear.wav
Pamela Anderson Lee (impersonating Jenny McCarthy): "Wanna hear me fart?"
Sfx: Fart.

Aykroyd_coneheads_1.wav
Aykroyd: "I am Beldar... the first timekeeper from the planet Remulak."

Aykroyd_coneheads_2.wav
Dan Aykroyd: "Consume mass quantities."

Aykroyd_coneheads_3.wav
Dan Aykroyd: "Beldar Conehead, 2130 Pineway Drive, Parkwood Hills, New Jersey, USA. Correct, yes, thank you."

Aykroyd_coneheads_4.wav
Aykroyd: "Remulak... a small town in France. We come from France."

Aykroyd_coneheads_5.wav
Aykroyd: "On our home planet, Remulak, at this moment, all Cones are celebrating the harvest under the moons of Meep-Zorp... Now that's a party."

Aykroyd_ignorant_slut.wav
Aykroyd: "Jane, you ignorant slut."

Aykroyd_ignorant_slut2.wav
Aykroyd: "Jane, you ignorant, misguided slut."

Aykroyd_snyder_back.wav
Aykroyd as Tom Snyder: "We'll be back, after this commercial."

Aykroyd_snyder_good_luck.wav
Aykroyd as Tom Snyder: "Good luck to ya, and, well, bye-bye."

Breuer_goat_boy.wav
Jim Breuer as Goat-boy making goat noise.

Carvey_bush_just_do_it.wav
Dana Carvey as George Bush, the elder: "Just do it."

Carvey_bush_looks_good.wav
Dana Carvey impersonating George Bush, the elder: "Looks good! It looks good!"

Carvey_church_buttercup.wav
Dana Carvey: "Well, we're just a little buttercup, aren't we?"

Carvey_church_lady.wav
Dana Carvey: "Hello, hello once again. I'm the Church Lady and this is Church Chat."

Carvey_church_satan1.wav
Dana Carvey: "Could it be ... Satan?!"

Carvey_church_satan2.wav
Dana Carvey: "Could it be ... Satan?!"

Carvey_church_special1.wav
Dana Carvey: "Well, isn't that special!"

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