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Seinfeld Sound Bites (Page 7 of 7)

Serenity_now.wav
Jerry Stiller: "Serenity now!"

Shame.wav
Seinfeld: "This is going to be a shame."

Shmoopy.wav
Sheila: "Hi, Shmoopy."
Jerry: "Hi, Shmoopy!"
Sheila: "No, you're Shmoopy!"
Jerry: "You're Shmoopy!"

Shmoopy2.wav
Sheila: "Bye, Shmoopy."
Jerry: "Bye, Shmoopy."

Society.wav
Jason Alexander: "Ya know, we're living in a society!"

Spongeworthy.wav
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Just couldn't decide if he was really sponge-worthy."

Stickin_it_2_me.wav
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "I think you're stickin' it to me."

Talk_the_talk.wav
Michael Richards: "Oh, I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby."

Talkers.wav
Seinfeld: "She's one of these low-talkers."
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Ya know, because he's a high-talker."
Seinfeld: "Bit of a close-talker."
Seinfeld: "They're the worst."

Tcb.wav
Seinfeld: "So, uh, what do you do down there all day?"
Michael Richards: "TCB... takin' care o' business."

Think_about_this.wav
Jason Alexander: "I am gonna think about this. I am really gonna think about this!"

Tomato_fruit.wav
Jason Alexander: "The tomato never really took off as a hand fruit."

Under_control.wav
Estelle Harris: "You don't know what you're saying. You're under their control!"

Vibe.wav
Michael Richards: "I think I picked up on a vibe."

Wasting_time.wav
Larry Thomas as the Soup Nazi: "You think you can get soup? Please, you're wasting everyone's time."

Welcome_back.wav
Larry Thomas as the Soup Nazi: "You think you can get soup? Please, you're wasting everyone's time."

Wives_tale.wav
Seinfeld: "Oh, that's an old wives' tale."

Write-off.wav
Michael Richards: "It's a write-off for them."
Seinfeld: "How is it a write-off?"
Richards: "They just write it off."
Seinfeld: "Write it off what?"
Richards: "Jerry, all these big companies -- they write-off everything."
Seinfeld: "You don't even know what a write-off is."
Richards: "Do you?"
Seinfeld: "No, I don't."
Richards: "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off."

Yoyo_ma.wav
Michael Richards: "Yoyo Ma."

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