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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Miscellaneous (Page 1 of 3)

misc_bobbins_taught.wav
Sherry Bobbins: "But haven't I taught you people anything?"

misc_bobbins_you_like_it.wav
Sherry Bobbins: "So you like it this way?"

misc_carl_learn_by_asking.wav
Carl: "Well, that's why I asked. That's how ya learn, by asking, ya dumb-ass."

misc_chalmers_holy_catfish.wav
Superintendent Chalmers: "Holy jumpin' Caesar's catfish!"

misc_cletus_moron.wav
Cletus: "Are you some kinda moron?"

misc_cletus_who_you_are.wav
Cletus: "Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."

misc_comic_book_baby_jane.wav
Comic book guy: "Oh goody -- now I know whatever happened to Baby Jane."
 

misc_comic_book_best_death_ever.wav
Comic book guy: "Best ... death ... ever!"

misc_comic_book_bizarro_world.wav
Comic book guy: "What is this -- Bizarro World?"

misc_comic_book_internet2.wav
Comic book guy: "Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world."

misc_comic_book_superb_choice.wav
Comic book guy: "Ah, a superb choice."

misc_frink_shes_good.wav
Professor Frink: "She's good ... she's very good."

misc_girl_dork.wav
Sheri or Terri: "He's a smelly, ugly dork."

misc_girl_want_peace.wav
Girl: "If you want peace, you must prepare for war."

misc_guy_coming_back.wav
Stagehand: "I don't think he's coming back."

misc_hibbert_more_money.wav
Dr. Hibbert: "Fine ... more money for me."

misc_hibbert_simple.wav
Dr. Hibbert: "I'm afraid it's not that simple."

misc_itchy.wav
Theme music for the Itchy and Scratchy Show.

misc_itchy4.wav
A longer version of the Itchy and Scratchy Show theme music.

misc_kang_just_watch_us.wav
Kang: "Just watch us."

misc_kang_last_chance.wav
Kang or Kodos: "This is your last chance."

misc_kang_never_told_him.wav
Kang: "You mean you never told him?"

misc_kodos_take_us.wav
Kodos: "Take us to your leader."

misc_krabappol_guts.wav
Ms. Krabappol: "You don't have the guts to take us all on!"

misc_krabappol_whatever.wav
Ms. Krabappol: "Whatever."

misc_largo_better_than_that.wav
Mr. Largo: "You'll have to do a lot better than that."

misc_largo_devil_music.wav
Mr. Largo: "Aaah, stop with your devil music!"
 

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