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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Miscellaneous (Page 2 of 3)

misc_lovejoy_idealistic.wav
Reverend Lovejoy: "I was once idealistic like you."

misc_lovejoy_imagination.wav
Rev. Lovejoy: "Well, come on -- use your imagination!"

misc_lovejoy_see_you_in_hell.wav
Rev. Lovejoy: "See you in hell!"

misc_man_advertising.wav
Ad exec: "Advertising is a funny thing. If people stop paying attention to it, pretty soon it goes away."

misc_afraid_not.wav
Mr. Burns' doctor: "Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not."

misc_man_auctioneer.wav
Auctioneer babble.

misc_man_be_nice.wav
Gay construction worker: "Oh, be nice."
 

misc_man_buzzwords.wav
Cartoon writer: "Excuse me, but 'proactive' and 'paradigm' -- aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?"

misc_man_client.wav
McArthur Parker: "So how's my favorite client?"

misc_man_comedian.wav
Drill sergeant: "What are you, a comedian?"

misc_man_crazy_talk.wav
Indian casino boss: "That's crazy talk."

misc_man_credit_card.wav
Waiter: "Your credit card has been rejected."

misc_man_fool.wav
L.T. Smash: "You fool! Look whatchya done!"

misc_man_go_over.wav
Rommelwood Academy Commandant: "Let's go over this one more time to make sure I understand the situation."

misc_man_how_to_feel.wav
Fire marshal: "Don't tell me how to feel."

misc_man_kitten.wav
Guy: "Woooo, this kitten's got claws."

misc_man_leader_perfect.wav
Guy: "The Leader is perfect."

misc_man_leader_thanks_one.wav
Movementarian guy: "Let's all give thanks to the Leader for this glorious day."

misc_man_meeting.wav
Baseball executive: "This meeting is over."

misc_man_not_listening2.wav
Navy recruitment officer: "La, la, la, la! I am not listening! La, la, la, la!"

misc_man_of_few_words.wav
Submarine captain: "I'm a man of few words ... Any questions?"

misc_man_perfect.wav
Man: "You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect! Next to you, perfection is crap!"

misc_man_problem.wav
Dr. Foster: "I'm beginning to see the problem."

misc_man_reading_material.wav
Guy: "Would you care for some reading material?"

misc_man_ring-a-ding-ding.wav
Guy: "Hey, the blond broad's got a point. We need something with a little ring-a-ding-ding."

misc_man_robots.wav
Rommelwood Academy Commandant: "Most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots."

misc_man_silence.wav
Man: "Silence!"

misc_man_stock_ownership.wav
Stock broker: "Uh, now before I execute this order, are you sure you understand the risks of stock ownership?"

misc_man_taught_you_anything.wav
Karl the secretary: "I guess I haven't taught you anything."

misc_man_try_something.wav
Dr. Foster: "I'd like to try something."

misc_man_up_to_code.wav
Power plant safety inspector: "Either bring this place up to code, or we'll shut it down."

misc_man_watch_it_there.wav
Dr. Foster: "All right, all right, just watch it there. I'm here to help, ya know."

misc_man_withdraw.wav
Man: "I withdraw my question."

misc_man_yell.wav
Baseball player yelling in pain.

misc_man_yes1.wav
Maitre d: "Yes?"

misc_man_yes2.wav
Maitre d: "Yes?"

misc_martin_powerplant.wav
Martin: "Behold... the power plant of the future... today!"

misc_mel_leaving.wav
Sideshow Mel: "I can't bear this any longer -- I'm leaving!"

misc_mel_never_tire.wav
Sideshow Mel: "Ooo, I never tire of that story."

misc_mel_publicity.wav
Sideshow Mel: "They say any publicity is good publicity."

misc_multi_aah.wav
Lisa and Bart: "Aaaaahhh!!"

misc_multi_bill_of_rights1.wav
Bart: "So what's so great about the Bill of Rights?"
Lisa: "It guarantees all of the basic freedoms: speech, religion, the right to a speedy trial."

misc_multi_coming_on.wav
Homer: "Are you coming on to me?"
Marge: "No! Good night. Sheesh."

misc_multi_eat.wav
Sound made by the Simpsons when they're eating.

misc_multi_ending.wav
Homer: "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
Marge: "It's an ending. That's enough."

misc_multi_exciting.wav
Homer: "Oh man! This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's comet collided with the moon."
Lisa: "That never happened, Dad."
Homer: "Sure it didn't."
 

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